idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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