I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
