You're completely useless in the revolution.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
did you just send me my own nude
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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