only if we run a train.
done.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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