So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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