that's an acceptable place to lick
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm getting married
To pizza
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize
