I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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