I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So vagazzling was a success
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
