i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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