Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize