Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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