That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Text me some of your sweat
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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