have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I am morally bankrupt
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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