I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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