she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
