Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
