let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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