fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
