you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize