sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
