Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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