dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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