I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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