You're a womanizer and a bitch.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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