brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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