I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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