Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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