He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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