I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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