So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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