She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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