She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Less talking, more tequila
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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