Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
