Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
