You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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