Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
