i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
