i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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