that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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