After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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