Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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