why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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