So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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