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ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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