Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
