Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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