Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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