I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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