No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
