am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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