Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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