Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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